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Posted on 13th Jan at 10:40 AM, with 26,315 notes

theirin-myheart:

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

Posted on 13th Jan at 10:40 AM, with 101,677 notes

owlinadayswork:

imonlyadumpling:

blue-eyed-thing:

alwaysabeautifullife:

cloudfreed:

bibleforboys:

grumpy-soul:

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

this is a lot

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

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Don’t ignore the baby.

Elephants are so precious ✨

I love him

Posted on 13th Jan at 10:33 AM, with 5,232 notes

e-seal:

People on tinder: “I’m not on here to fuck I’m not on here to date I’m not on here to make friends if you message me I Will kill you”

Posted on 13th Jan at 10:33 AM, with 462,495 notes

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

Posted on 13th Jan at 10:28 AM, with 67,245 notes

c3po:

psychologist: *diagnoses me with something*
me: so i have that? it’s canon?

Posted on 13th Jan at 10:28 AM, with 45,024 notes

anarchapella:

This is a dog that has learned this the hard way

Posted on 13th Jan at 10:27 AM, with 384,168 notes

gaymy-rose:

sleepygirl586:

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

mic drop

A galaxy that what

Posted on 13th Jan at 10:27 AM, with 38,364 notes

raindancejodi:

trainthief:

sims4likesandsuch:

trainthief:

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

Is that the right way to deal with people paying you for a service? Is it really worth losing customers and potential customers so you can pretend like you are someone important? What could they be irate about? You put whip cream on the latte? You didn’t leave your finger on the grinder button long enough? I find it hysterical that someone so low on the food chain needs to feel like they have a big dick! It’s rather pathetic that someone that is one step-up from pushing carts for a living can be so delusional. I would be petty if my daily life was to warm up milk or grind beans for a living but at the end of the day you are the one wearing an apron & wiping piss off toilets for a living. I think we all know who really wins

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Cranky because I told you your “grande 20 oz skinny breve latte” order made no fucking sense aren’t you

OP: I don’t let rude customers intimidate or bully me

This Fucking Person: So you’re just a rude bitch huh? That’s it? You’re fucking rude and horrible and just fucking spit on your customers is that right? I’m Very Important

Posted on 13th Jan at 10:22 AM, with 91,299 notes

danielnelsen:

tamizhnadu:

i know ive talked about this before but we literally have no reason not to bring the original gay flag made in the 70s by gilbert baker back to regular use!

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the pink stripe was simply taken away because pink fabric was too expensive to mass reproduce at the time, and the turquoise stripe was taken away for a really odd reason: for the harvey milk remembrance parade in 1979, they wanted three stripes on each side of the street and didn’t want it to be asymmetrical, so they did away with the turquoise stripe. like, they could have fixed it in some other way without removing a whole stripe, but eh whatever history’s history.

the pink originally symbolized sex and the turquoise was for magic/art and it would just be really cool if we could bring both the stripes back into regular use again since there wasn’t any significance behind the removal of the stripes and we’re perfectly capable of mass producing flags with all the stripes again!

if anyone is interested, in 2017, shortly before he died, gilbert baker added a 9th stripe in lavender to represent diversity, partly in response to trump’s election. while i dont expect it to gain any kind of widespread usage, it is an interesting fact!

(source 1; article) (source 2; official site)

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